Listicle Without Commentary: Sexual Innuendoes Having To Do With Candy That Were Omitted, For Time, From Katy Perry’s “California Gurls” Video
This is great.
Related: Can someone please explain why The Internet is asleep at the wheel today? This video has been out for six hours and change and I have yet to see a single animated GIF of Perry jacking off invisible dicks that ejaculate whipped cream!
It’s a little, er, messy, but did I do it? DID I BEAT THE INTERNET?
