So I was listening to The Vandals and realized that “Anarchy Burger” would be the perfect anthem for the Tea Party if:
1. It was sung by Toby Keith.
2. The burger was purchased at McDonald’s or other some other shining beacon of capitalism serving pink slime sourced from government-subsidized factory farms.
3. Oh! Or better yet, if the burger was instead a Chick-fil-a garbage sandwich!
4. They got to walk into a HALAL TERRORIST DELI and urinate on the cheese.
