“So, PTK, what did you do today?”
“Oh man, full day! First, I teased my coonhound with a bone stuffed with duck jerky—something that is way too expensive for me to be purchasing regularly for creatures who want nothing more than to find the closest litter box and CHOW THE FUCK DOWN—so I could take video of him being all houndy and bawly and agitated so I could THEN make gifs of him, but the gifs don’t have any sound, so it kinda takes away, like, 40% of his houndiness, thus partially defeating the purpose of the original video, so why didn’t I just stop with the video and save myself some rather pointless time and effort? Anyway, then I posted those gifs on my blog. You know, TYPICAL SATURDAY.”