Ever since I found out that a Twin Peaks was going up around the corner from my office in Buckhead I have been scratching my head as to how this place exists and has not had the bejesus sued out of it by Lynch and Co. It is misleading to the public, AT BEST. FURTHERMORE, before TP was sued by Hooters last year for stealing “trade secrets,” it had the balls to sue some company called the GRAND TETONS for trying to open a chain of “breastaurants” called NORTHERN EXPOSURE. !!!!!!!!!!!!!
(And while we’re talking about breastaurants, I have a theory that the founder of Hooters was just an avid pun lover and not a sleazy Hefner lite, because — let’s face it — the word “restaurant” was just CLAMORING for someone to slap a “b” in front of it and he simply wanted to bring an obvious pun to life! KUDOS, HOOTERS MAN. And it sounds so much better than “teatery”).
ANYWAY, I just think Mr. Lynch should at least be receiving a tiny piece of the Twin Peaks pie, although I’m sure it’s not nearly as delicious as the Double R’s.