Attention Georgia Liberals! Believers in Science!
Have you been outside today? It’s quite warm! I’m outside RIGHT NOW, wearing shorts and a t-shirt, on March 1st! CRAZY, RIGHT?!
I sincerely hope you all are doing your part to annoy the LIVING SHIT out of the same assholes who were snickering and irritating you about the “global warming hoax hahaha yeah it’s real warm out” after we had all that six or so inches of snow last winter, because they’re smarter than all scientists. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to give my dad a call.