HEY! Who out there is interested in two rather crappy tickets to this Thursday’s Radiohead show at Philips Arena?
HIT ME UP, YO! I’m just trying to get back what I paid for them, because my dumb friends are choosing work and responsibility over the chance to drive up from Macon to barely see an ant-sized Thom Yorke flail around on stage.
Wow, I am an amazing sales person! Always Be Closing, that’s my motto! I AM TOTALLY GOING TO EARN THAT COFFEE, DON’T YOU DOUBT ME, BLAKE!!