March 2012
February 2012
Limbaugh Calls Student Denied Spot At... →
What does it say about the college co-ed Susan Fluke [sic] who goes before a congressional committee and essentially says that she must be paid to have sex. What does that make her? It makes her a slut, right? It makes her a prostitute. She wants to be paid to have sex. She’s having so much sex she can’t afford the contraception. She wants you and me and the taxpayers to pay her to have sex.
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Just a quick reminder to any Atlanta folks that I... →
I’m getting kind of desperate! MAKE ME AN OFFER I WILL MOST LIKELY NOT REFUSE because I need to not hate myself for blowing too much money on concert tickets!!!
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“My point is, she had matchstick arms and they looked like the last page of Elie...”
– I just finished listening to How Were Your Oscars? and I would like to thank Julie Klausner for trying to take the focus off of Angelina’s rogue leg and onto her freakishly boney arms, because they were HORRIFYING.
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“Hey, so why do you think more people don’t have toilets that look like...”
– I don’t like the direction our bathroom renovation is going.
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“When people ask me to explain the South, I usually don’t have an answer beyond...”
– Oxford American editor Marc Smirnoff’s dismantling of Garden & Gun is totally cutting, totally smart and totally overdue. It makes me proud to be a Southerner as well as an OA contributor. (via rachael-maddux)
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“Seeing another man have sex with another man in the ass, I would classify as...”
– What’s particularly funny is that Jeremy Edwards, one of the officers involved in the Atlanta Eagle raid, sounds A LOT like Ray from “Archer.”
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HEY! Who out there is interested in two rather...
HIT ME UP, YO! I’m just trying to get back what I paid for them, because my dumb friends are choosing work and responsibility over the chance to drive up from Macon to barely see an ant-sized Thom Yorke flail around on stage.
Wow, I am an amazing sales person! Always Be Closing, that’s my motto! I AM TOTALLY GOING TO EARN THAT COFFEE, DON’T YOU DOUBT ME, BLAKE!!
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jollyevil asked: the thing about kennesaw is Cowboys, where a girl can go and get herself a genuine man in tight worn jeans with a truck who will toss her around the room (in a good way!) and call her darlin'. also there's nice nature there and i've never been shot at while walking around consuming substances there.
White folks be jogging.
Observation I made today. While jogging.
shorterexcerpts asked: I just had a nightmare vision of PTC's golf carts everywhere aesthetic with Kennesaw's meth labs and gun nuts...
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I'm catching up on Project Runway,
and I’m pretty sure that every challenge has included the words “a wealthy woman, who…”
[Listen] - Gorillaz - "DoYaThing" ft. Andre 3000... →
bthny:
harharhar:
Pretty sure our children will change the national anthem to an Andre 3000 verse. (via followyurbliss)
YES
I prefer Gorillaz ft. Andre 3000 to Gillette ft. Andre 3000. But that’s just me and my wacky counterintuitive opinions!
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