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Upcoming AskMen.com Survey Questions
If you could have sex in any of your partner’s orifices other than the ones people normally stick it in, which would it be?
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How many women can you sleep with before she can rightfully call you a man-whore? (Remember, date rape only counts as half a point!).
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She tells you she doesn’t like “Family Guy.” Dealbreaker?
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Uh-oh! Looks like she’s gained a few...
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Atlanta Midget Wresting →
Come support midget violence as the MWF bridges the gap between comedy & serious sports entertainment.
THIS EXISTS IN OUR POST-DINKLAGE SOCIETY, PEOPLE.
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“I don’t know anything about Atlanta. At all, really. According to my...”
– Get a new friend.
Things I used to never hear about ever, but now...
Dubstep
Steampunk
Gil Scott Heron
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RSACR: Cracker Barrel, Conyers, Reviewed by...
Five stars:
LOVE this place! I’m new to the South and had never heard of this place until now and I am addicted to their breakfast and little gift shop! Employees are nice and food is always good. The waiters are really great people! I wish more business were like this one!
Oh, BLESS. HER. HEART.
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"The Champ," a film which I will most definitely... →
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“Chuck Leavell is considered by many to be the greatest rock pianist alive. Gregg...”
– Scott Freeman, Q&A: Chuck Leavell (via atlantamagazine)
Speaking of Mr. Leavell, here is a video of him recording at Macon’s Muscadine Studios. WHO IS THAT HANDSOME MUSTACHIOED MAN ON THE SAX, you ask? THAT’S MY DAD.
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FOR THE RECORD
I have no problem with tattoos. Some of my best friends are black have tattoos! I’m about to get a really big one, I think, to cover a very poor and permanent decision I made when I turned 18!
I just have a problem with the cunty attitude so many people (mainly other women, unfortunately, from my experience) think they have to don like it’s part of a uniform that comes with being all...
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Miss East Atlanta Pageant →
Ladies! Do you have fake rock-hard tits, tattoos covering 90% of your body and hair any color other than “human”? Were/are you a stripper, ironically or otherwise? Are you really good at appearing nonchalant and unimpressed towards everyone, all the time?
Basically, could qualify to appear on “Rock of Love”? Or really just at industry night at the Graveyard?
If you...
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“In Atlanta, we usually end up playing this sticky-floored rock club called The...”
– Cults tell us about their favorite city to play in and much more in our latest Guest List. (via pitchfork)
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Quotes from Aging Nursery Rhyme Characters
“Ugh, REALLY overdid it with the curds, you guys. Anyone got some Imodium?” —Ms. Muffet
“CALL 9-1-1!” —Jack stumbled over the candlestick after an all-night bender
“Did you hear Old King Cole passed away?” —Jack, to Jill
“That happened twenty years ago. Did you take your medication?” —Jill, to Jack
“Um, it’s...
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Holy shit. Bobby "Death Penalty for Miscarriages"... →
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“Nelson said she and her children crossed Austell Road outside a crosswalk...”
– “Mom Whose Son Killed By Hit-Run Driver Asks Compassion in Her Sentencing”
This is completely absurd.
(via blacknblueland)
This story practically had me in tears, and says so much about the metro Atlanta anti-pedestrian mindset.
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It's just SO EASY to find/remember something from...
but enough time’s passed and most people have forgotten the origination, so you can just repackage it as your own and WATCH THE NOTES/FOLLOWERS COME TUMBLIN’ IN! And you will never, ever get called on it.
Such is Tumblr, such is the Internet, such is life, I suppose.
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Great. Time for round two of the "Dave Chappelle's... →
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No. No no no no no no NO. →
Q: “I was wondering your opinion on Ke$ha listing you as a major influence in her music. Are we going to see a collaboration between Ke$ha and The Flaming Lips?”
A: “I was not aware of how much Ke$ha was liking our music. But since you brought that to my attention, I will get someone to give me her number and call her, and I’ll suggest that we do something...
Anonymous asked: Pretty sure you've always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I'm feeling pretty adventurous today so go to datelink3[dot]com (switch [dot] with .) then sign up and find my profile under the username 'lolsummer69'. I hid my face in the pictures. but I want you to guess who I am and then hit me up on Facebook lol. Good luck.
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So, let's talk rompers. They're still in, yes?
But you have to be pretty much naked if you have to pee. What if you’re in a facility with unreliable locks? Or worse. What if you’re in a UNISEX facility with unreliable locks and the restroom opens directly to the main dining/dancing/whatever area? OR WORSE STILL. What if all that were the case and you have to do MORE than pee? I’m having a panic attack just THINKING about it.
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Life Aquatic: The funniest thing on the internet... →
lifeaquatic:
lindsayrobertson:
Let’s All Make Up Our Own Fake Entourage Gossip Column Blind Items by Gabe Delahaye on Videogum.
“Which sushi enthusiast with a history of real mercury poisoning that is real and miraculous baldness-reversal, best known for his horrific, shrieking, homophobic hate-filled tirades on a popular HBO show that rhymes with Aunt Mirage had consensual sex with three...
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“The biggest factor in the deforestation, which some residents have called...”
– Atlanta’s losing its trees at an alarming rate. Also, have you ever heard the nickname “The City in the Forest”? So much better than “Hotlanta”! 