July 2011
June 2011
1 tag
I'm pleased to report that the latest... →
And no birds! Did they get the memo?
4 tags
“The Liberals are coming.
The Liberals are coming.
My good friend Paul Revere...”
– I saw a billboard today for Rush Limbaugh’s Tea Party tea, which, by the way, “is not associated with the Tea Party” (“however, we do believe in fundamental American values and individual freedom!”).
1 tag
3 tags
WHERE'S THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE? →
But can we talk about how down-right PATRIOTIC it was for the Obamas to plan their eldest child so she would born on INDEPENDENCE DAY? When was Lucas Bachmann born? Probably Boxing Day, or some other commie Canadian bullshit holiday.
2 tags
1 tag
“Thanks for Biggie son…..but please get the fuck outta here. Puff is like the...”
– -Ghostface Killah, on why P Diddy is One of the 10 Softest in the Game and reducing me to near shaking tears of laughter at my desk.
Never change, Ghostface. Never, ever, ever change.
(A million thank yous to brittanyjadeluvs for alerting me to Ghostface’s blog’s existence.)
Could I have BEEN any more '90s?
The other night, we watched home movies from twenty summers ago (TWENTY SUMMERS—three people watching with me didn’t even exist! Also, saying “summers” instead of “years” makes it sound like it’s THAT MUCH longer ago, doesn’t it?). I was bouncing my then-infant cousin on my knee in the video. Some things:
I wore scrunched-up white socks that rose halfway...
2 tags
“I’m a normal woman with big dreams who shows girls they can be a...”
– OY VEY. Yes, Katy, that is EXACTLY what every little girl needs.
2 tags
“He spits constantly when he’s outside (“I have a wet mouth”)...”
– Remember who you’re supporting when you shell out ten+ bucks to see the latest Transformers abomination.
“My friends and I like to go on Facebook and find people from our school who have...”
– my 17-year-old cousin
5 tags
3 tags
3 tags
3 tags
4 tags
1 tag
6 tags
4 tags
1 tag
6 tags
2 tags
2 tags
1 tag
Also, I simply cannot believe the overly-groomed...
Dragons, okay! But I can only suspend my disbelief SO MUCH.
2 tags
Did anyone else watch the True Blood preview?
What the fuck was THAT SHIT?
4 tags
2 tags
4 tags
2 tags
2 tags
5 tags
Does anyone know what is going on in West End? →
There are bars on all the windows of the shops and razor wire along the tops of the buildings and the cops just sort of roll through the traffic lights late at night like they’re afraid to stop. Anyone know what’s up?
It’s probably just to keep out all the goats and cows and such. Move along!
1 tag
Heeeeeyyyy New Yorkeeeeeeerrrrssss!!!!
I’m comin’ to your town! Or, rather, I’m comin’ to Jersey to visit family and will be taking a day trip to your town with my mom and dad and aunt and maybe uncle and possibly a couple of cousins! It’s going to be a nightmare! We’ll be the ones walking five-wide on the sidewalk, and really slowly, too! My mother will look very confused the entire time! Where...
1 tag
4 tags
1 tag
I'm not sure how I feel about dadchelor parties →
Why does it seem like every get-together now has to be themed? If I have to go to one more 80s prom-themed 30th birthday party, I’m going to scream (granted, I’ve only been to one, but that was enough!). Can’t you just go out with your friends for a night on the town, maybe toast the impending birth of your child, and then go home to your partner, who’s been, I don’t...
5 tags
RSACR: Applebee's, Cartersville, reviewed by...
Three stars:
love the food, don’t care about your personal life. don’t want to know i went here only a week ago & every time i go in i have the servers over talking me & hearing who they don’t like ,what one table left as a tip, how there date was and how they can’t believe they didn’t get more as a tip. talk in the back about your personal life PLEASE....
1 tag
