April 2011
James Franco's Oscar Review, by James Franco →
March 2011
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“This is State Represenative Bobby Franklin. Thank you for calling to give me...”
– Best Lawmaker Voicemail Ever (via nickbaumann)
We Southerners are so classy, even while being total assholes. So basically, go fuck yourself Bobby.
(via sarahchristine)
A true Southern gentleman picks his euphemisms wisely. He will be rewarded with another decade in office, probably.
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“I’m not saying there isn’t talent here— there is, lots of it. The problem is the...”
– ATL Stands for Apathy City (via The Atlanta Egotist)
Substitute “advertising” for “digital” and I think it might be the same. Depends on who you ask though, but that’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
(via mauricecherry)
Or substitute “advertising” with ANYTHING and it’d be the...
I would just like to have it on record that "bunga... →
(via The Awl)
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The next time I make these blue cheese and walnut crackers, I will be sure to use salt extracted from the tears of St. Jude patients.
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“To understand the world, you must first understand a place like Mississippi.”
– William Faulkner (via risenandconverged)
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God Has Apparently Asked Michele Bachmann to Run... →
This may just make me reconsider my atheism.
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Watchdaveholmes:
This guy!
adrinkwithdave:
Drew Droege Part 1 A Drink With Dave Previews Dave and Comedian Drew Droege get deep into the triple sec of life…
Enjoy!
The lovely Chloe Sevigny himself!
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[Citation Needed]: Tom's Diner →
citationneeded:
“Tom’s Diner Day”: The date of the composition
An article on Suzanne Vega’s official Web site uses clues in the song to determine the exact date that Vega wrote it.
Vega herself said that she wrote the song sometime in 1982; Brian Rose has said that it was written sometime between mid-1981…
I guess it's better than being a butterface?
Part of my new beauty regimen involves putting olive oil on my skin, because why the fuck not, I’m running out of options over here. Except that I think this may prove counterproductive to my overall “beauty,” because now I’m battling the desire to sprinkle myself in Parmesan and herbs and dip some crusty Italian bread in my face.
Southern Food Bracket →
titivil:
derasso:
I’m thinking pulled pork, gumbo, pecan pie, shrimp and grits, collards, and roasted oysters with the ultimate champion being pulled pork, but I’m a little pissed that a) there’s no red velvet cake b) boiled peanuts never had a chance and c) WHERE ARE THE FUCKING HUSH PUPPIES?
Even though there’s something biscuit and something sausage on there, the omission of sausage gravy...
Five lessons we learned from Sunday sales →
It’s more like “five lessons we all totally mastered already,” but still! Yay, Sunday booze!
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dream blogging
I had a dream, just within the past hour or so, in which Ricky Gervais came over and we were hanging out in my back yard. He was one of those fair-weather friends who only comes over when he needs something, like help moving, or self-validation. He was out for the latter, and kept subtly insulting me in ways so he thinks I don’t realize he’s making fun of me. Undermining me, you know,...
More South Dakota fun! →
bthny:
“South Dakota Gov. Dennis Daugaard signed a law Tuesday requiring women to wait three days after meeting with a doctor to have an abortion, the longest waiting period in the nation.” Should, however, you be in the market for a handgun, the wait is a more manageable two days.
It’s worth remembering that there is only one clinic in South Dakota, which is a pretty large state, and I...
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Scott Aukerman: Have you ever accepted Jesus into...