December 2011
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these come in threes
pleasedontsqueezetheshaman:
jasencomstock:
Vaclav Havel
Kim Jong Il
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my money is on H. W. Bush or Mikhail Gorbachev
I’m going to wrap Jimmy Carter up in a blanket and hold him close until this all blows over.
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There is a show on Animal Planet called “Puppies vs. Babies,” which I will obviously be watching religiously, but they’re acting like this is even a fair battle? PUPPIES WILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THOSE STUPID BABIES EVERY TIME.
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The school’s Pride Band played “Dixie” at the Nov. 18...
– “Smart says the band director didn’t understand the significance of the song.”
The Tea Party is a very educated group.
– SC Gov. Nikki Haley, traveling with Mitt Romney, as quoted by NPR News. (via titivil)
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Next time just piss on my foot and tell me it's...
Because your “Wizometer” makes me imagine a fancy urine-specific thermometer, and not an advanced meteorological tool.
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