Peachtree Keen
April 2010
Flogging Molly - “The Worst Day Since Yesterday”
The Vortex did it first, and I’m guessing better (with fried bananas!). Now, when you can beat “two half-pound sirloin patties stacked inside three grilled cheese sandwiches, topped with two fried eggs, eight slices of American cheese, ten slices of bacon, with plenty of mayo on the side,” then we’ll talk.
MTV IS LOOKING FOR NEW ROOMMATES!
MTV’s hit show THE REAL WORLD is looking for cast members for Season 25. To be considered for a spot as one of our lucky roommates, come down to our OPEN CASTING CALL. Next season’s cast may have a place for you!
The requirements for an audition are simple. If you are between the ages of 18 and 24 bring yourself, a valid ID and a recent photo to our OPEN CASTING CALL. You’ll interview with our Casting Director and soon you could be sharing your life with millions of viewers on the next season of one of MTV’s most popular shows!
(Emphasis mine).
You know, it’s not that I would ever want to be on a “reality” show or anything - because if I did, I would have already tried out a long time ago, when I was younger and dumber and had fewer wrinkles and more unchecked self-confidence - but to me the ultimate reminder of just how old I’m getting is that most of these ridiculous, horrible shows, notorious for scraping the bottom of the barrel in terms of casting, DO NOT WANT ME.
Make sure to caffeinate yourself before you start posting at five in the morning, Erick. Hurts your phrasing.
(via Wonkette).
“Ma’am, did you say you have a microchip?” asked state Rep. Tom Weldon (R-Ringgold).
“Yes, I do. This microchip was put in my vaginal-rectum area,” she replied. Setzler, the sponsoring lawmaker, sat next to the witness – his head bowed.
“You’re saying this was involuntary?” Weldon continued.
The woman said she had been pushing a court case through the system for the last eight years to have the device removed.
Wendell Willard (R-Atlanta), chairman of the House Judiciary Committee, picked up the questioning.
“Who implanted this in you?” he asked.
“Researchers with the federal government,” she said.
“And who in the federal government implanted it?” Willard asked.
“The Department of Defense.”
“Thank you, ma’am.”
No, thank YOU, Georgia General Assembly.
What’s with all the white bread with barbecue? Why not just dip that shit in paste and CHOW THE HELL DOWN?
Great thing? Or THE GREATEST THING?
Also, just looked up the nutrition info. A small has 40 grams of sugar. That’s 10 teaspoons! And who ever just gets a small?
