Conversations with Myself: Will I watch that new...
- So Self, there’s this new “reality” show… - Is there dancing involved? - Yes. - Go ooooooon… - With “stars”- - No. - But it’s not Dancing with the Stars. - No. ******** - Surely you heard about that one on Bravo? - Is it fashion-or-food-related? - There’s talk of fashion, yes. - Proceed… - Yeah, so, it’s about these...
WHY DO SO VERY MANY RESTAURANTS INSIST ON MAKING ME DOWNLOAD A PDF TO LOOK AT THEIR MENU GAH THIS IS SO ANNOYING PLEASE STOP IT AND JUST MAKE A REGULAR PAGE LIKE YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO IS IT REALLY THAT DIFFICULT!?!?
Sociology Majors will beat you up and screw your...
I don’t know why this annoys me so much, but I simultaneously laugh and roll my eyes every time I see the Remember Me trailer, and hear the line “I don’t date Sociology majors.” Huh? Is there some kind of stigma attached to sociology majors that I’ve just never heard? Is that a field that only attracts a certain kind of person, and that kind of person is one never to...
My jogging clothes have red wine stains.
That is all.
Snow my fucking god.
Roger Ebert’s interview on Oprah today, in which he revealed his fancy new voice to give his Oscar predictions, was bound to warm the cockles and induce tears. So I certainly remembered to tune in to the show, for the first time in years. I thought the entirety would be dedicated to the celebrated critic, but Oprah only devoted about the first third to him. Unfortunately for me, Channel 2...