February 2012
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“Hey, so why do you think more people don’t have toilets that look like...”
– I don’t like the direction our bathroom renovation is going.
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“When people ask me to explain the South, I usually don’t have an answer beyond...”
– Oxford American editor Marc Smirnoff’s dismantling of Garden & Gun is totally cutting, totally smart and totally overdue. It makes me proud to be a Southerner as well as an OA contributor. (via rachael-maddux)
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“Seeing another man have sex with another man in the ass, I would classify as...”
– What’s particularly funny is that Jeremy Edwards, one of the officers involved in the Atlanta Eagle raid, sounds A LOT like Ray from “Archer.”
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HEY! Who out there is interested in two rather...
HIT ME UP, YO! I’m just trying to get back what I paid for them, because my dumb friends are choosing work and responsibility over the chance to drive up from Macon to barely see an ant-sized Thom Yorke flail around on stage.
Wow, I am an amazing sales person! Always Be Closing, that’s my motto! I AM TOTALLY GOING TO EARN THAT COFFEE, DON’T YOU DOUBT ME, BLAKE!!
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jollyevil asked: the thing about kennesaw is Cowboys, where a girl can go and get herself a genuine man in tight worn jeans with a truck who will toss her around the room (in a good way!) and call her darlin'. also there's nice nature there and i've never been shot at while walking around consuming substances there.
White folks be jogging.
Observation I made today. While jogging.
shorterexcerpts asked: I just had a nightmare vision of PTC's golf carts everywhere aesthetic with Kennesaw's meth labs and gun nuts...
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I'm catching up on Project Runway,
and I’m pretty sure that every challenge has included the words “a wealthy woman, who…”
[Listen] - Gorillaz - "DoYaThing" ft. Andre 3000... →
bthny:
harharhar:
Pretty sure our children will change the national anthem to an Andre 3000 verse. (via followyurbliss)
YES
I prefer Gorillaz ft. Andre 3000 to Gillette ft. Andre 3000. But that’s just me and my wacky counterintuitive opinions!
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So, what's the chance of Pinterest fading into...
Or is it just the next Qdoba Quora or VYou and I can pretty much let this one pass me by? PLEASE SAY YES.
“Have a great Ash Wednesday and National Margarita Day, everyone.”
– Kathie Lee Gifford, just now (via welcometothisblogbitch)
The woman is a national treasure.
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